ExileJedi ([info]exilejedi) wrote,
@ 2004-05-06 09:00:00
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Current mood:horny
Current music:Dire Straits - "Money For Nothing"
Entry tags:house, kitchen, photos

Custom Kitchen Deliverieeeeees
(Written last night, but delayed until today on the off-chance that it might actually show up on people's highly-trafficked friends pages...)

Sure, it's not like any of you had anything to say about the recent turmoil in our kitchen (except for [info]reasie, who we loves very much, yes precious, yes we do)... Nobody even gave me any crap for my awful, awful puns, which were specifically hand-crafted to elicit groans of disgust. So you're not exactly worthy...

But hell, I'm too excited by today's updates. No, nothing really happened in the kitchen itself; today is all about the garage.

Why the garage?

Well, kids, Santa came early this year.

It's like Christmas Eve in our garage:
pile o' goodies

W00t, it's the mixer lift!
mixer lift

The things labeled "glass" are the cabinets that will house the stemware and crystal (glass in the doors, glass shelves)...
kiss my glass

The new lazy susan, as seen from the one perspective that will never, ever be visible again:
lackadaisical suzanne

Yeah, baby, YEAH! Nothing says loving like two barrels of oven-tastic whoop-ass!
if you can't stand the heat...
My guess is that there are some other fun toys buried back there somewhere too (dishwasher, range, hood, etc.)

Chef's pantry cabinets, I presume?
storage galore

I can't wait for it to be "Christmas Day" so I can play with all of my new toys!


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[info]butterandjelly
2004-05-06 06:14 am UTC (link)
Apologies for silence. Will be sure to comment from now on!

How much longer till Christmas arrives? Is there a big countdown on? Will you be up at 4am that day? ;-)

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[info]exilejedi
2004-05-06 06:27 am UTC (link)
No worries, I was just feeling atypically sassy when I wrote that.

;-)

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[info]butterandjelly
2004-05-06 06:57 am UTC (link)
Sass away my dear. Just don't be surprised if we start sassing you back ;-)

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[info]exilejedi
2004-05-06 07:48 am UTC (link)
Sass me back? Usually you guys just sass me unilaterally. ;-)

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[info]butterandjelly
2004-05-06 07:50 am UTC (link)
You've got a point there.

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[info]gieves
2004-05-06 06:29 am UTC (link)
I second Ms. Butterandjelly; sorry for the radio silence! Yesterday I was making a concerted effort to comment to people, but got caught up in work again and failed to say hi to everybody...

So a combination of remorse and deepest, burning curiosty prompted this post:

"Chef's panty cabinets, I presume?"

You're going to have panty cabinets in your new kitchen? That's...amazing! ;-)

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[info]butterandjelly
2004-05-06 06:56 am UTC (link)
How dare you let work interfere with Live Journal time? Come on girl - where are your priorities???

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[info]exilejedi
2004-05-06 07:50 am UTC (link)
They say a Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother... ;-)

Alas, I am another victim of spell-checking who failed to properly proof-read.

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[info]gieves
2004-05-06 08:09 am UTC (link)
You were also horny. We understand...

(*snicker*)

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....Wait a sec...
[info]mokatz
2004-05-06 07:04 am UTC (link)
Custom kitchen deliveries make you HORNY?!?!?!

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[info]gieves
2004-05-06 07:12 am UTC (link)
Well, they are getting panty cabinets...

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[info]supercarrot
2004-05-06 09:35 am UTC (link)
lucky chef.

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Whoa!
[info]sam16
2004-05-06 07:47 am UTC (link)
Those cabinets are huge! You guys must have a lot of panties...

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Re: Whoa!
[info]exilejedi
2004-05-06 07:51 am UTC (link)
You're god-damn right we do! :-D

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[info]dmw7
2004-05-06 11:01 am UTC (link)
I'm just jealous of the mixer lift. Although, I don't think it could handle my big-ass mixer, since it weighs about 30 pounds. (Well, maybe not that much, but it *is* heavy...)

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[info]aquamindy
2004-05-06 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Actually, I think it will hold it. Mine is a Kitchen Aid stand mixer.

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[info]dmw7
2004-05-06 03:20 pm UTC (link)
So's mine!

And now I am very jealous. Because that is just the coolest thing ever, and beats the pants off of hauling it down from the top of the fridge every time.

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[info]exilejedi
2004-05-06 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Eek! That sounds awful and scary! Ours just sits (sat) on the counter all the time, getting in the way of things when not in use.

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[info]dmw7
2004-05-06 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I just don't have that much counter space. At least my fridge isn't that tall (only a few inches above my head) so it's not that bad. Plus, it's a great workout ;-)

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